I'll never be cool, but Bill Gates was right about us.hi lauren, i know you’re on tumblr, and you know i am too, and you know i’m not studying, but don’t make me.
Hey Lisa,
if you thought I would actually do that to you, you don’t know the kind of friend I am. Maybe if we both had work to do (I do have work to do), then i would say, hey lisa—put down that pizza and that beer and cut me a slice because I’m ready.
Look, who am I to argue with a 95 with a hangover and zero preparation? I think we both know what strategy you need to take.
(via whatdoiwanttosenguin-deactivate)
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